Separated at Birth – RackBaller Moose and Moose Diesel [Marketing Director at JET NIGHTCLUB at the Mirage Las Vegas].
Didn’t know you were in town bro! Thanks for stopping by the RackBaller.com softball game. Yes, we suck…. and what?
Hey Vegas RackBallers! For all you looking for something to do on Cinco de Mayo – go check out Diablo’s!! The return of Moose-O-Libre is in full effect! “Featuring OTHERWISE, Conflict of Intrest, and RnR with DJ Que Spinning….did I mention Don Julio will be there too?? Doors Open at 8pm.”
And I have a mission for you RackBall Nation [should you choose to accept it]: Get your cell camera out and ready. We need pics of Moose-O-Libre STAT!! Send them as you get them!
Cover charge for entrance to Vegas night club: $50
Bottle Service for 6 people: $2000
Getting to hammered that security wheels you incoherently out of the club in a wheel chair: PRICELESS!!!!
Hey JW – Show me your genitals!! Or just show all of Las Vegas. But whatever you do – watch out for that chair. DP woke up drunk last night and pissed on it. He thought it was the toilet.
What is Beetle Juice doing in Vegas?! I just said his name 3 times and he’s still not here. That sh!t doesn’t work!
Thought you liked the Back End Loader, Josh?
PS – I don’t think they let Al Kyda drive in the USA. Not like Al Qaeda… I mean Al Kyda. I thought they took away your license after “the incident” with the old lady and the stick of butter… remember? [Thanks a lot Bin Laden]
Get every last brown drop!
Stop splashin the pot! Douche Monster!
[email BFG at BFG@RackBaller.com]
You get a massage while playing poker. Really? Is this so you’re at least relaxed when BFG takes your money?
