Tag: Classy

Business Casual

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 23, 2010 | No comments

So wave caps are “business dress”? Got it. So I’m assuming that size XXXXL t-shirts on a 5’4″ hispanic kid with “jorts” and a Nike sweat band is what….???  “Business Casual”?

PS: the mohawk – lame attempt at being hard core.  Everyone has the mohawk and the faux hawk. If you want to be hard core bring back the mullet.

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That’s Hot.

Posted by Myster RackBaller on May 20, 2010 | No comments

 

If you’re a blind, deaf and dumb. Why was more fun not had here? There is so much that could have been done.

RackBaller Rule #137 – don’t fall asleep….. ever.

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X-Rays Hurt

Posted by Myster RackBaller on May 7, 2010 | No comments

Rolando Negrin, 44, and a TSA worker in Miami, was arrested for aggravated battery after he allegedly attacked a co-worker after he started making fun of Negrin’s tiny dink.  Apparently Rolando walked through one of those new body scanners at the airport and it shows ALL your goodies.  So a couple of “da boys” started giving Rolando a hard time about his ting-ting that is roughly the size of a gummy bear.

One thing that is NOT small is the size of Rolando’s temper… cause he preceded to follow one of the co-workers outside and beat him with a collapsible baton.  Then politely requested the victim get on his knees and apologize.  That request was complied with and followed by a second beat down.

So here’s the lesson – if you have a bomb or tiny junk or itty bitty titties – take the Grey Hound.

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This Week In Mug Shots

Posted by Myster RackBaller on April 29, 2010 | No comments

These Mug Shots are just too amazing NOT to share.

If someone is needed to hold up your head during your mug shot – you have trouble.
Plaxico Burress’ mug shot? 

 
I’m sure that your homeboys in jail will love it too… enjoy. 

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RackBaller Priceless Moments

Posted by Myster RackBaller on April 8, 2010 | No comments

Cover charge for entrance to Vegas night club: $50 

Bottle Service for 6 people: $2000

Getting to hammered that security wheels you incoherently out of the club in a wheel chair: PRICELESS!!!!

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Class Can’t Be Bought

Posted by Myster RackBaller on February 26, 2010 | No comments

But it can be taught. So please send help.

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