Tag: Celeb Sighting

R.I.P.

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 13, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings • Sports

Yankees long time owner  George Steinbrenner has passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. 

RIP

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Ice-T Has His Hands Full

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 6, 2010 | No comments
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Please explain to me the allure of one, Coco [aka the bootylicious wife of rapper - Ice T].  Seriously… implant or not – this is GROSS! She claims on her website [www.cocosworld.com] that her butt is real.  Ok, who argued to the contrary?  That isn’t muscle from years of squats and running. That is a HUGE ass from years of eating Dairy Queen and In N Out Burger.

And where have I seen that bikini bottom before… OH YEAH!! Jack Sparrow’s eye patch!  You whore! Give it back!

I’ll pass.

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Happy 4th of July!

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 6, 2010 | No comments
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While I can’t stand this chick [PlayMate Karissa of the "Twins" and "Girl Next Door" fame], it was the only fame whore I could find waiving an American flag.  So here’s my salute to America…. a skank fame whore with a flag on our nations birthday.  Does it get much more genuine and sweet?  I think not. [patriotic salute in your general direction]

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NoBama vs. Lady Gaga

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 25, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings

Who’s more popular? 

Well, they’re in a race to 10 million. No, not dollars…. fans.  No living person has 10 million fans on Face Book. But Gaga and NoBama are on the verge.

So please – for the love of all things pink, lacey and gay – Go “LIKE” Lady Gaga’s page. Stand up against terrorism, oil spills and “Do Nothing” Presidents! 

GAGA in 2012!!!!!

Lady Gaga

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Spencer Has Gone Insane

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 25, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings

In case you don’t follow THE HILLS or any of that reality show junk – allow me to fill you in. Spencer Pratt and Heidi GargantuanBoobs are getting a divorce. And apparently Spencer has gone off the deep end. Well, that’s not accurate. He’s always been clinically insane. So I guess he’s off the deep end, and sunk somewhere between a BP oil spill and 20,000 leagues under the sea.

Here, Spencer shows off his “army skills” at a planned photo op.  Yes, he called paparazzi and had them meet here to he could be photographed doing this crap.  Notice how the soon to be warrior gracefully leaps over the rushing rapids of the “El Rio Pequeno”.  And somehow he does it all without dropping the birds nest attached to his face…. oh, what? That’s a beard? Yeah and I’m Santa Jesus Claus.

 

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Joker – Or Tranny Gone Wrong?

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 25, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings

You make the call….

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Seperated At Birth

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 23, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings

Jeremy London’s half-man, half-equine wife reminds me of someone. Please help! Who is it? And no – I’m not thinking of Cigar or Big Brown or any of those jokes. I’m being serious! A white Wendy Williams perhaps? “How you do-innnn?”

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Moving On

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 3, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings

Picture Courtesy of www.TheSuperficial.com

Dear Megan,

I am officially over you. After these pictures we can no longer be seen together in public [call me drunk at 3am and we'll talk options].

Love, Myster RackBaller.

PS – its not you its me… wait, who am I kidding – its definitely you.

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The Guy Next Door

Posted by Myster RackBaller on May 27, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings

Photo Courtesy of TheSuperficial.com & Vivid Entertainment

So THIS is the guy in the Kendra “Exposed” video?  Seriously?  Ok… this is what I’ve learned today: As long as you are not a mongoloid you can get with a Playmate. And even if you ARE a mongoloid its still a good possibility.

Mongoloid is my new favorite word.

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Seperated At Birth

Posted by Myster RackBaller on May 27, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings

Chuy Bravo from Chelsea Lately and my Sandwich Artist [TM] at my local Subway… You be the judge.  Midget porn didn’t work out as a side job – so now he’s makin my Chicken Bacon Ranch on Italian Herb & Cheese. And yes, that is a trade mark on “Sandwich Artist”.  God, we have “Idiocracied” the whole damn world!!!

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