Posted by
Myster RackBaller on May 6, 2010 |
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Someone stole an ’89 Ford Probe. Couple questions. 1) Why does someone still own a Ford Probe? 2) Why would you report this stolen? They did you a favor. Go buy a 2002 Kia and upgrade. 3) Why would you steal an ’89 Ford Probe? You couldn’t find a nice ’96 Civic with a 7 foot wing on the back and a hispanic name written in Old English on the back window? Let’s face it Mr. Car Thief – you’re just not looking hard enough.
Tags: Cars
Posted by
Myster RackBaller on April 28, 2010 |
No commentsThere are easier ways of coming out of the closet to your parents. Quite frankly, I think this would make your pops MORE upset. You could’ve gone with a nice 3-Musketeers wrap at least. Damn kid…
Tags: Cars, WTF?
Posted by
Myster RackBaller on January 20, 2010 |
No commentsYou’ve seen VW Beetles and H2′s “wrapped” with AMP Energy Drink decals or Red Bull decals. But have you ever seen the Pepto Mobile?!
To the owner of the afore mentioned “pimp ride”: There is not doubt that you think you are very cool. There is no doubt that you think your car is “hot”. Sir/Madam – it is an abomination! I really wanted to sugar coat this for you, but I just don’t have it in me. My stomach feels oddly calm, but my eyes are burning.
You are a RA-tard.
Tags: Cars
