Tag: alcohol

On With The Stache’ Theme

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 2, 2010 | No comments
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15 Margarita’s = $120

Cab Ride Home = $32 +tip

Getting a Mustache Ride on the Greatest Stache’ circa Magnum P.i. = $ Free $

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Twin Size Bed, Man Size Heart

Posted by Myster RackBaller on May 24, 2010 | No comments
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It’s the return of Malibu Mike. And I’m sure he’s thrilled. Seen here gaying it up with his “room mate” I assume?  I love how they are both crossing their arms – as if THAT makes this less gay.  I mean, they’re not spooning… they’re crossing their arms! Thus – they are not lovers.

 

At any rate – apparently Malibu Mike is starting a clothing line.  Should we expect man thongs and other like paraphernalia?

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Red Light District

Posted by Myster RackBaller on May 20, 2010 | No comments
You Might Be a Douche If

And not the good kind.

Check this out!!  Is it that hard – to follow the rules?!

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This Week In Mug Shots

Posted by Myster RackBaller on April 29, 2010 | No comments
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These Mug Shots are just too amazing NOT to share.

If someone is needed to hold up your head during your mug shot – you have trouble.
Plaxico Burress’ mug shot? 

 
I’m sure that your homeboys in jail will love it too… enjoy. 

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Sober Living Is Best

Posted by Myster RackBaller on April 23, 2010 | No comments
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Soooo… Come here often? Can I buy you a drink…. or a taxi back to my place? You look sober enough.

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Ice Ice Baby

Posted by Myster RackBaller on February 26, 2010 | 6 comments
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Utterly amazing. How does a grown man fit in one of these things?  And dude, next time – make a better choice. The beer fridge is directly across from you. If you’re going to freeze your nuts for a joke – at least pose with Miller Lite.

 

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Special Olympics Event: Karaoke

Posted by Myster RackBaller on January 18, 2010 | No comments
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Full contact Karaoke? BFG in the house! Sporting a bicycle helmet… I mean football helmet. Why you ask? I guess in case he back flips and lands on his head. But who cares! Its straight pimp! I dig it. After seeing this picture I’m certain I’d trade Romo for BFG and a RackBaller to be named later.

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“Malibu” Mike and His Alter Ego

Posted by Myster RackBaller on January 18, 2010 | No comments
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Allow me to introduce you to “Malibu” Mike. We call him that cause he looks like a surfer straight out of Malibu. We always jokingly ask where Barbie is hiding. I think I just found out. “Malibu” Mike IS Barbie! Thank God Mattel didn’t decide to market this Barbie though. Cause that is the ugliest freakin Barbie I have ever seen!

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Welcome To Our Weddin’ Y’all

Posted by Myster RackBaller on January 15, 2010 | No comments
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RackBall Nation Fan Mr. X:  You gotta check out this Red Neck Wedding! Yeah I was there and it was dec 12 I think.  It was 2 rednecks that I don’t even know…  Friends of a friend..  I jacked em up on facebook, so don’t worry about em finding it and getting pissed..  I doubt they own a computer anyway.They got married at ” tha deer lease”.  And it was at their camping spot.  The honeymoon was in the deer blind.  Total wedding cost $900.00 w/ food and alcohol.  The preacher drank, smoked and cussed…  It was crazy 
 

Jack RackBaller:   This is the greatest Wedding Story never told.  Let me tell you why… What does the average wedding cost? $20k?  This guy accomplished all of that for $900, got to wear camo, cuss at a preacher, and still get laid that night.

To you sir, I say – “shame on you for sending this to me”. 

To the groom I say “BUBBA – AT’A WAY FELLA!!  GIT ER’ DUN!!!!!!!”

UPDATE: I love the pop up tarp as an alter. Nothing says til death do us part like a temporary shelter.

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Real Pimps Hit on Minors

Posted by Myster RackBaller on January 13, 2010 | No comments
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Does the title of the blog say it all? I love how she’s throwing up the upside down MINORS sign as RackBaller SalesGuy plants one on her cheek. TWO WORDS: Jail Bait. Followed by one word: Alcohol.

Rack’em.

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