Twilight is like Soccer:
Two hours of running around and no one scores. And billions of people keep telling you its the greatest thing ever and you just don’t get it.
Rack’em TwiHards. You’re lame.
Seriously, is her ass real or fake? I must know! That can’t be real, right? Or did Kim Kardashian go Michael Jackson [aka White Out] on us? Cast your vote. Let the voice and will of the RackBall Nation be heard.
Super Sexy BFG sporting the RackBaller swim cap. Might have gone on a little thick dude.
Who’s more popular?
Well, they’re in a race to 10 million. No, not dollars…. fans. No living person has 10 million fans on Face Book. But Gaga and NoBama are on the verge.
So please – for the love of all things pink, lacey and gay – Go “LIKE” Lady Gaga’s page. Stand up against terrorism, oil spills and “Do Nothing” Presidents!
GAGA in 2012!!!!!
In case you don’t follow THE HILLS or any of that reality show junk – allow me to fill you in. Spencer Pratt and Heidi GargantuanBoobs are getting a divorce. And apparently Spencer has gone off the deep end. Well, that’s not accurate. He’s always been clinically insane. So I guess he’s off the deep end, and sunk somewhere between a BP oil spill and 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Here, Spencer shows off his “army skills” at a planned photo op. Yes, he called paparazzi and had them meet here to he could be photographed doing this crap. Notice how the soon to be warrior gracefully leaps over the rushing rapids of the “El Rio Pequeno”. And somehow he does it all without dropping the birds nest attached to his face…. oh, what? That’s a beard? Yeah and I’m Santa Jesus Claus.
To all the ‘roid poppin guys out there allow me to drop some knowledge on you. 1) this isn’t 1986 – and you’re not Macho Man Randy Savage on Muscle Beach in California. 2) Bulk is out. No one thinks this is hot. 3) If you’re going to go full on HGH on us – at the VERY least don’t FLEX in the damn picture. We can all tell you’re flexing and trying to look huge. And in reality all we’re wondering is how much your junk has shrunk.
You make the call….
Jeremy London’s half-man, half-equine wife reminds me of someone. Please help! Who is it? And no – I’m not thinking of Cigar or Big Brown or any of those jokes. I’m being serious! A white Wendy Williams perhaps? “How you do-innnn?”
So wave caps are “business dress”? Got it. So I’m assuming that size XXXXL t-shirts on a 5’4″ hispanic kid with “jorts” and a Nike sweat band is what….??? “Business Casual”?
PS: the mohawk – lame attempt at being hard core. Everyone has the mohawk and the faux hawk. If you want to be hard core bring back the mullet.
