About Jack RackBaller

Jack RackBaller is frequently called a writer/blogger. He is infrequently called by creditors. He likes cities and the ocean. He hates Thai-food and the band Green Day. J. RackBaller wouldn’t think twice about high fiving you for screaming obscenities in a public place – cause he’s insensitive like that. He would feel much hipper if he enjoyed Techno and hookah’s – but alas he does not. He has yet to see a shooting star and has never had a cavity but that doesn’t stop him from trying to achieve both goals. He has never been arrested because he respects the rule of law. J. RackBaller has never been in the military – but loves to watch movies about the military and play army. Shockingly enough, women seem to enjoy his company even without the necessity of stuffing their waist-bands full of dollar bills. But there is nothing on earth comparable to the mother of his child. Jack RackBaller doesn’t even know what’s going on tonight, but he’s been preparing for it all day.
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