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Johnny Golden

Myster RackBaller — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:14:58 +0000

Why do I picture Malibu Mike or Drunkyus Patryus doin shit like this in their spare time?

Greatest Post EVER

Myster RackBaller — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:05:50 +0000

My Hero

Separated At Birth

Myster RackBaller — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:35:04 +0000

Separated at Birth – RackBaller Moose and Moose Diesel [Marketing Director at JET NIGHTCLUB at the Mirage Las Vegas].

Didn’t know you were in town bro! Thanks for stopping by the RackBaller.com softball game. Yes, we suck…. and what?

PS – Moose – tell your brother to stop treading on your name. He tried to get into a strip club’s champagne room later that evening by pulling the whole “You don’t know who I am? I’m MooseDiesel81!” bit.

R.I.P.

Myster RackBaller — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:45:50 +0000

Yankees long time owner George Steinbrenner has passed away this morning from a massive heart attack.

RIP

BFG With Hair?

Myster RackBaller — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:56:00 +0000

RackBaller.com has done some undercover work and obtained a copy of BFG’s passport photo. And I think only one question needs to be asked: How many times did they stop you at airport security on your way back from Paris? Seriously… did they know about the “convention” you were at?

Grand Theft Auto

Myster RackBaller — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:52:29 +0000

Which brings me to my next point: “Don’t smoke crack!”

Ice-T Has His Hands Full

Myster RackBaller — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:59:11 +0000

Please explain to me the allure of one, Coco [aka the bootylicious wife of rapper - Ice T]. Seriously… implant or not – this is GROSS! She claims on her website [www.cocosworld.com] that her butt is real. Ok, who argued to the contrary? That isn’t muscle from years of squats and running. That is a HUGE ass from years of eating Dairy Queen and In N Out Burger.

And where have I seen that bikini bottom before… OH YEAH!! Jack Sparrow’s eye patch! You whore! Give it back!

I’ll pass.

Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin? For Real?

Myster RackBaller — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:53:26 +0000

I would say we have a “New Couple Alert” but in reality – do Kim’s relationships last long enough to call them a couple? Ok, how’s this – guess who Kim Kardashian slept with last night?! Yeah, Miles Austin. How’d you guess?

Happy 4th of July!

Myster RackBaller — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:44:16 +0000

While I can’t stand this chick [PlayMate Karissa of the "Twins" and "Girl Next Door" fame], it was the only fame whore I could find waiving an American flag. So here’s my salute to America…. a skank fame whore with a flag on our nations birthday. Does it get much more genuine and sweet? I think not. [patriotic salute in your general direction]

Paranormal Activity 2

Myster RackBaller — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:05:12 +0000

Check out the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 trailor. Will you go see it?

Isn’t this kind of like “24″. How many times can Jack Bauer save the world from Nuclear Holocaust in less than a day? And how many times can you film The Blair Witch Project? Damn Hollywood… anything new going on out there? Or are we just sitting back and waiting for Casa Blanca 2 and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang [oh wait... they actually did make that one].