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R.I.P.

Yankees long time owner  George Steinbrenner has passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. 

RIP

Tags: Celeb Sighting, Sports

Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin? For Real?

I would say we have a “New Couple Alert” but in reality – do Kim’s relationships last long enough to call them a couple?  Ok, how’s this – guess who Kim Kardashian slept with last night?! Yeah, Miles Austin. How’d you guess?

Tags: football, Sports

Twilight and Soccer

Twilight is like Soccer:

Two hours of running around and no one scores.  And billions of people keep telling you its the greatest thing ever and you just don’t get it.

Rack’em TwiHards. You’re lame.

Tags: Sports

One In The Taint

Tags: Sports

If You Don’t Know – NOW You Know

Landon Donovan scores game winning goal in the 91st minute [that's added time for all you none soccer fans] to propel the US into the World Cup.  This is the first time the US has won their group since the ’30′s!!!  Unbelievable game. Horrible refs – again.  But what do you expect. People around the world hate the US because of things JUST LIKE THIS. You can disallow goals and act like a jack ass all you want. But in the end – we’re going to persevere.

Landon Donovan and Jozy Altidore – you are the bomb and the toast of a COUNTRY. Congrats.

Didn’t see the goal?  Click here for video.

Tags: football, Sports

Mr. “Air” Jordan – I Am On To You

My boys on AM radio, 1310 The Ticket in Dallas, were spot on with their assessment of my boy hood hero this morning, Mr. Michael “Air” Jordan.  It appears to all of us, Mr. Jordan, that you are in the midst of a “scorched Earth” campaign.  And I for one will not turn a blind, adoring, and in awe eye to this any longer.

Let me just lay it out for you.  IS THIS A HITLER STACHE????

Look, just cause you try to throw us off with a meager soul patch – doesn’t mean you’re not sporting the Hitler. And its OFFENSIVE!

AM Radio DJ Junior Miller’s contention is that since he ripped our hearts out with the Jack-Assery that was his Hall of Fame speech, he has just gone “Scorched Earth”.  In other words – after we all saw him for who he is {Tiger Woods with a basketball] he just moved all of his chips to the center and is now just trying to see what he can get away with.

Mr. Jordan, I am off your bandwagon. I could deal with the speech cause we all knew you were an arrogant SOB. But the Hitler stache’? NO SIR.  Auf Wiedersehen!

Tags: Sports, Tiger Woods

What Happened To?

Gheorghe Muresan.  The 7’6″ mongoloid played for the Washington Bullets a number of years back. But where is he now? 

PS: “You want to smell like Gheorge?”

Tags: Sports

UT At Its Finest

“Quick question.  Are all UT fans like this guy?  If so, I want to move conferences.  
 Thanks,
Lonely Longhorn”

Thank you for your courage. I couldn’t agree more. And yes… they are ALL like this guy.

Tags: college, Sports

As Tiger’s World Turns [Upside Down]

Tiger Woods is making news, again, about stuff non-golf related. He withdraw from the last round of the Players at the TPC Sawgrass on Sunday due to a pain in the neck.  This marks the first time in Tiger’s adult life that he’s withdrawn from anything.  Rim shot!  His mistress, Joslyn James, recently withdraw from an adult film shoot due to a pain in the ass.  RIMSHOT!  Ok… enough of cheap shots. They’re entirely too easy for a man of my talents.

Also making news this morning is the resignation of Tiger’s swing coach, Hank Haney.   Hank is tired of the criticism over his teaching Tiger and Tiger’s poor performances as of late.  Plus Hank is a millionaire now, and has a 2o-something model wife to “Tiger-it-up” with all over Dallas.  I say – salud Hank Haney.  Your show on the Golf Channel is great. And your golf academy is impeccable.  You have soiled your good name with Tiger’s reputation entirely too long.

Tags: Sports, Tiger Woods

This Will Never Get Old [for me]

I am a self-proclaimed Tiger hater. I won’t even visit the tiger exhibit at the zoo anymore because of my distaste for Mr. Woods. So posting stuff like this gives me great joy. 

PS: Dear Tigger [sic]… You’re a douche bag. Thanks for “changing” and being more respectful of the game. Oh wait… you “GD’ed” and “JC’ed” your way up and down Augusta.  You’re the same old tool that couldn’t pull tail in high school cause you were a dork, so you’re making up for it now with hookers.  Genius!  Your next Nike commercial should contain your personal slogan – “If you can’t pull it – pay it!”  Or perhaps “Just Pay It”.  Either way – I wish nothing but ultimate public failure for you.  Hope your gonorrhea clears up.

Cheers.

Tags: Sports, Tiger Woods