Category: You Might Be a Douche If

Billionaire? Almost. And Tiger Gets Off Easy…. Again.

Posted by Myster RackBaller on May 24, 2010 | No comments

Reports have surfaced today that Elin Norgren [the model wife of Tiger Woods] is asking for $750 million in their divorce settlement., plus full custody of both children. For this small price Elin would sign a life long non-disclosure and confidentiality clause which would prevent her from writing a tell all book about her marriage.

I personally say – DON’T DO IT!! Tell the story.  He gets off too easy if you make that deal.

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Red Light District

Posted by Myster RackBaller on May 20, 2010 | No comments

And not the good kind.

Check this out!!  Is it that hard – to follow the rules?!

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And I Thought My Site Was Absurd

Posted by Myster RackBaller on May 19, 2010 | No comments

This has to be one of the stupidest, most mindless websites on Earth.  Seriously. Click if you dare.

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What NOT To Do At a Vegas Pool Party

Posted by Myster RackBaller on April 16, 2010 | No comments
Is a commentary really needed?  Its pretty simple – keep your hands out of your pants while at a Vegas pool party.  Reputations are built in MINUTES, don’t risk it.

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DJ HorsePower

Posted by Myster RackBaller on April 15, 2010 | No comments
This DJ was spotted on St Patty’s Day in Dallas at the annual parade on Greenville Ave.  He was pumping out 240 horse power of pure funk!  Yes, his DJ equipment is powered by his trucks battery with duct tape, string and a piece of gum. If that’s not some MacGyver shit – I don’t know what is.

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At First Glance…

Posted by Myster RackBaller on April 8, 2010 | No comments

This looks like a delightful picture of a mall ride. Kids enjoying the moment, parents looking on fondly as they remember ‘yester year’.  But upon closer inspection… What is the guy on the right doing?  “Attention parents – please grab a hold TIGHLY to your child…”

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$30k Millionaire’s Abound

Posted by Myster RackBaller on April 7, 2010 | One comment

If your license plate reads “CSH FLW” [aka Cash Flow] – you don’t have any. Period. Now go charge toilet paper and a 6-pack of Natty Light at the 7-11 so you have something to wipe your ass with and some beverages. You are officially RackBall’d.

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ObamaCare Is Awesome… Maybe?

Posted by Myster RackBaller on April 2, 2010 | No comments

A Urologist in Florida is not happy about ObamaCare [the new health bill that will cause you all to die of the common flu due to lack of physicians available to treat the general public].  

Estella Chatman said that her friend was referred to Dr. Jack Cassell, who is a urologist in Mount Dora. That person said when he arrived at the doctor’s office, he saw a sign on the front door reading, “If you voted for Obama, seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now — not in four years.”

If you can’t see the genius in this – you’re just plain retarded or blinded by partisan politics.

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The Fake Tan At Its Finest

Posted by Myster RackBaller on March 24, 2010 | No comments

This takes GTL to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!! Check out the worst fake tans EVER! If this doesn’t make you wanna get your “GYM TAN LAUNDRY” on – then you just are ” ‘Shore” enough for Jersey.

He’s A Jerk, He’s a Jerk!

Posted by Myster RackBaller on January 13, 2010 | No comments

 I guess this stems from that new rap song…??? Or perhaps one of his baby-mommas bought this for him. At any rate- I’m guessing he’s a douche…. I mean JERK.

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