Separated at Birth – RackBaller Moose and Moose Diesel [Marketing Director at JET NIGHTCLUB at the Mirage Las Vegas].
Didn’t know you were in town bro! Thanks for stopping by the RackBaller.com softball game. Yes, we suck…. and what?
Yankees long time owner George Steinbrenner has passed away this morning from a massive heart attack.
RIP
Please explain to me the allure of one, Coco [aka the bootylicious wife of rapper - Ice T]. Seriously… implant or not – this is GROSS! She claims on her website [www.cocosworld.com] that her butt is real. Ok, who argued to the contrary? That isn’t muscle from years of squats and running. That is a HUGE ass from years of eating Dairy Queen and In N Out Burger.
And where have I seen that bikini bottom before… OH YEAH!! Jack Sparrow’s eye patch! You whore! Give it back!
I’ll pass.
Who’s more popular?
Well, they’re in a race to 10 million. No, not dollars…. fans. No living person has 10 million fans on Face Book. But Gaga and NoBama are on the verge.
So please – for the love of all things pink, lacey and gay – Go “LIKE” Lady Gaga’s page. Stand up against terrorism, oil spills and “Do Nothing” Presidents!
GAGA in 2012!!!!!
In case you don’t follow THE HILLS or any of that reality show junk – allow me to fill you in. Spencer Pratt and Heidi GargantuanBoobs are getting a divorce. And apparently Spencer has gone off the deep end. Well, that’s not accurate. He’s always been clinically insane. So I guess he’s off the deep end, and sunk somewhere between a BP oil spill and 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Here, Spencer shows off his “army skills” at a planned photo op. Yes, he called paparazzi and had them meet here to he could be photographed doing this crap. Notice how the soon to be warrior gracefully leaps over the rushing rapids of the “El Rio Pequeno”. And somehow he does it all without dropping the birds nest attached to his face…. oh, what? That’s a beard? Yeah and I’m Santa Jesus Claus.
You make the call….
Jeremy London’s half-man, half-equine wife reminds me of someone. Please help! Who is it? And no – I’m not thinking of Cigar or Big Brown or any of those jokes. I’m being serious! A white Wendy Williams perhaps? “How you do-innnn?”
Dear Megan,
I am officially over you. After these pictures we can no longer be seen together in public [call me drunk at 3am and we'll talk options].
Love, Myster RackBaller.
PS – its not you its me… wait, who am I kidding – its definitely you.
Thanks for the love RoyaltyFame.com. They re-posted our MJ story.
If you didn’t know – now you know!! Go get you some BHPH clothing and check out the RoyaltyFame.com blog.
For all of you who enjoyed our post about “The Worst Wedding DJ Ever” – here is Funny or Die’s version. Genious.
