Posted by
Myster RackBaller on May 21, 2010 |
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Got a lovely email from one of Care Bears friends…
“starshines matching mexican illegal immigrant who is married and already has one divorce under the belt. she claims to be a “house mom” at jags, but just because you do a strippers make up then go on stage after her, doesnt make you a house mom it makes you a stripper…at least you’re a giving stripper.”
Tip of the day to all “Jags” strippers: Suck in the pooch, and don’t let a clown do your make up.
Tags: Clothing, jail bait, Star Shine
Posted by
Myster RackBaller on February 2, 2010 |
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Sunshine Bear has a record? HA! Look – as much as I rag on these kids and this “Crew” – I would’ve never seen this coming. I thought this “Crew” was a good-timing party group. Not a threat to national security. I can’t help but look at these guys and think “Jersey Shore”. Sunshine Bear = The Situation. Just sayin! He’s a party boy that uses too much gel and hair dye. But apparently Sunshine Bear has a temper too… tisk tisk tisk! Maybe you’re more like Ronnie and not the Situation. Now, I just need to find JWOWW!! I want to know how her boobs stay in those shirts!
I give this post TWO fist pumps!
Tags: Care Bears, Star Shine
Posted by
Myster RackBaller on January 20, 2010 |
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Sun Shine Bear, I presume? You are working it girl. Rock that feather laced cami! But ditch the pube patch. No one likes the pube patch.
Tags: Care Bears, Star Shine
Posted by
Myster RackBaller on January 17, 2010 |
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I’ve never see 3 guys take “bathroom pictures” before. I thought only chicks did this? I love how in all of the bathroom pictures the “Care Bears” [my new nickname for Star X] have 4 bottles of mouth wash. At least you know they don’t have bad breath.
Tags: Care Bears, Star Shine, Star X Crew
Posted by
Myster RackBaller on January 13, 2010 |
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RackBall Nation – We’re on a mission to learn more about this RackBaller. Allow me to introduce you to an underground movement in the Dallas area – they apparently go by the very macho name of “The STAR X Crew”. I have NO IDEA what this means, but I aim to find out! I hear that this particular RackBaller [aka "Star Shine"] and all of the Star X crew have matching tattoos. How cute?! I’m dying to know what the tattoos are of…. Cabbage Patch dolls? RuPaul? CARE BEARS?!?! Perhaps you all have Star X tattooed on your butt hole? We all know “X” marks the spot? I’m just brainstorming out loud.
RackBall Nation: Go find me more pictures of the “Star X Crew” and “Star Shine”. I’ll pay money for “Star Shine” and Sunshine Bear pictures. Or if you can confirm the fact that their special powers include “seducing their ‘bros’”.
Tags: Star Shine, Star X Crew
Posted by
Myster RackBaller on January 13, 2010 |
2 comments Did any of you watch WWF back in the day… when it was actually called W – W – F?!?! I did. RackBall Nation – I don’t think there’s a better name for these two than – The Bush Whackers.
But really guys? Superman and Batman? Couldn’t you at least find Sponge Bob? Chicks dig Sponge Bob.
UPDATE: Hey Superman – Why are you restraining that dog?? Is this a weird threesome? I’ve heard of a donkey show – but…??? I’m seriously bothered by this.
UPDATE 2: Apparently one of these gentleman is Star Shine!!
Tags: Star Shine, Star X Crew
