Category: Rack’em

Johnny Golden

Posted by Myster RackBaller on August 12, 2010 | No comments

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Why do I picture Malibu Mike or Drunkyus Patryus doin shit like this in their spare time?

Tags: Johnny Golden

Greatest Post EVER

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 14, 2010 | No comments

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My Hero

Grand Theft Auto

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 7, 2010 | No comments

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Which brings me to my next point: “Don’t smoke crack!”

Tags: Cops

Happy 4th of July!

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 6, 2010 | No comments

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While I can’t stand this chick [PlayMate Karissa of the "Twins" and "Girl Next Door" fame], it was the only fame whore I could find waiving an American flag. So here’s my salute to America…. a skank fame whore with a flag on our nations birthday. Does it get much more genuine and sweet? I think not. [patriotic salute in your general direction]

Tags: Celeb Sighting

Paranormal Activity 2

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 30, 2010 | No comments

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Check out the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 trailor. Will you go see it?

Isn’t this kind of like “24″. How many times can Jack Bauer save the world from Nuclear Holocaust in less than a day? And how many times can you film The Blair Witch Project? Damn Hollywood… anything new going on out there? Or are we just sitting back and waiting for Casa Blanca 2 and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang [oh wait... they actually did make that one].

Tags: Movies

Really????

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 25, 2010 | No comments

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To all the ‘roid poppin guys out there allow me to drop some knowledge on you. 1) this isn’t 1986 – and you’re not Macho Man Randy Savage on Muscle Beach in California. 2) Bulk is out. No one thinks this is hot. 3) If you’re going to go full on HGH on us – at the VERY least don’t FLEX in the damn picture. We can all tell you’re flexing and trying to look huge. And in reality all we’re wondering is how much your junk has shrunk.

Tags: funny shit, lame

Business Casual

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 23, 2010 | No comments

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So wave caps are “business dress”? Got it. So I’m assuming that size XXXXL t-shirts on a 5’4″ hispanic kid with “jorts” and a Nike sweat band is what….??? “Business Casual”?

PS: the mohawk – lame attempt at being hard core. Everyone has the mohawk and the faux hawk. If you want to be hard core bring back the mullet.

Tags: Classy