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Greatest Post EVER

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 14, 2010 | No comments
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My Hero

Separated At Birth

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 13, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings

Separated at Birth – RackBaller Moose and Moose Diesel [Marketing Director at JET NIGHTCLUB at the Mirage Las Vegas]. 

Didn’t know you were in town bro! Thanks for stopping by the RackBaller.com softball game. Yes, we suck…. and what?

 

PS – Moose – tell your brother to stop treading on your name. He tried to get into a strip club’s champagne room later that evening by pulling the whole “You don’t know who I am? I’m MooseDiesel81!” bit.

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R.I.P.

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 13, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings • Sports

Yankees long time owner  George Steinbrenner has passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. 

RIP

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BFG With Hair?

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 7, 2010 | No comments
BFG/Al Kyda

RackBaller.com has done some undercover work and obtained a copy of BFG’s passport photo.  And I think only one question needs to be asked: How many times did they stop you at airport security on your way back from Paris?  Seriously… did they know about the “convention” you were at?

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Grand Theft Auto

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 7, 2010 | No comments
Rack'em

Which brings me to my next point: “Don’t smoke crack!”

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Ice-T Has His Hands Full

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 6, 2010 | No comments
Celeb Sightings
 
 

Please explain to me the allure of one, Coco [aka the bootylicious wife of rapper - Ice T].  Seriously… implant or not – this is GROSS! She claims on her website [www.cocosworld.com] that her butt is real.  Ok, who argued to the contrary?  That isn’t muscle from years of squats and running. That is a HUGE ass from years of eating Dairy Queen and In N Out Burger.

And where have I seen that bikini bottom before… OH YEAH!! Jack Sparrow’s eye patch!  You whore! Give it back!

I’ll pass.

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Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin? For Real?

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 6, 2010 | One comment
Sports

I would say we have a “New Couple Alert” but in reality – do Kim’s relationships last long enough to call them a couple?  Ok, how’s this – guess who Kim Kardashian slept with last night?! Yeah, Miles Austin. How’d you guess?

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Happy 4th of July!

Posted by Myster RackBaller on July 6, 2010 | No comments
Rack'em

While I can’t stand this chick [PlayMate Karissa of the "Twins" and "Girl Next Door" fame], it was the only fame whore I could find waiving an American flag.  So here’s my salute to America…. a skank fame whore with a flag on our nations birthday.  Does it get much more genuine and sweet?  I think not. [patriotic salute in your general direction]

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Paranormal Activity 2

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 30, 2010 | No comments
Rack'em

Check out the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 trailor.  Will you go see it?

Isn’t this kind of like “24″. How many times can Jack Bauer save the world from Nuclear Holocaust in less than a day?  And how many times can you film The Blair Witch Project?  Damn Hollywood… anything new going on out there?  Or are we just sitting back and waiting for Casa Blanca 2 and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang [oh wait... they actually did make that one].

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Twilight and Soccer

Posted by Myster RackBaller on June 30, 2010 | No comments
Sports

Twilight is like Soccer:

Two hours of running around and no one scores.  And billions of people keep telling you its the greatest thing ever and you just don’t get it.

Rack’em TwiHards. You’re lame.

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